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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13
- Let’s Not Throw Bottles At Rihanna Because She’s Dating Chris Brown Again Like An Idiot
- ‘Spring Breakers’ Is Still A Goddamn Treasure Trove
- Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Be Jessica Simpson
- Fergie’s Pregnant? That Can’t Be Right
- These Aren’t The Katherine Webb Swimsuit Pics You’re Looking For
- Billy Bob Thornton Will Bang You On Your Period, This Is Information You Have Now
- Claudia Romani Makes Me Regret Calling Soccer A Pansy Sport For Pansies And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13 Posted: 19 Feb 2013 12:00 PM PST        Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1 Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through Read More ... |
| Let’s Not Throw Bottles At Rihanna Because She’s Dating Chris Brown Again Like An Idiot Posted: 19 Feb 2013 10:51 AM PST        In case you missed it while I was in a coma, some dude in London thought abusing Rihanna with a bottle would teach her a lesson about getting back together with the abusive Chris Brown. So basically the most well-thought plan you’ve ever heard of in your life. Via The New York Post: Rihanna stumbled Read More ... |
| ‘Spring Breakers’ Is Still A Goddamn Treasure Trove Posted: 19 Feb 2013 09:57 AM PST        Here’s Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson at the Paris premiere of Spring Breakers where the producers found a clever way to let me know there’s also a fourth chick in the movie. I won’t give away how they did it, but they clearly knew only a refined film critic like myself would notice. Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Be Jessica Simpson Posted: 19 Feb 2013 09:27 AM PST        If I had to guess the one person Gwyneth Paltrow wishes she could be, it’d be Beyonce but only if she gets to stay white. Turns out GOOP wishes she was the canned cheese-eating, constantly pregnant Jessica Simpson because she sits on a billion dollar fashion empire. Apparently you can’t just handpick those out of Read More ... |
| Fergie’s Pregnant? That Can’t Be Right Posted: 19 Feb 2013 08:32 AM PST        Seen here at a wine-tasting last week because why make your womb hospitable to a child that’s already an affront to God and nature? Fergie and Josh Duhamel announced on Twitter that they’ve procreated which means all that talk about finding Hitler’s lab and a large-fisted child with horns and a tail like that of Read More ... |
| These Aren’t The Katherine Webb Swimsuit Pics You’re Looking For Posted: 19 Feb 2013 07:14 AM PST        Katherine Webb is featured in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue but those pics are copyrighted the shit out of, so here she is on the set of Splash, the mid-season reality TV show about celebrities learning to dive in a pool Jesus Christ fuck this world. Except you’ll notice that while the rest of Read More ... |
| Billy Bob Thornton Will Bang You On Your Period, This Is Information You Have Now Posted: 19 Feb 2013 06:26 AM PST        A few years back, Billy Bob Thornton was an absolute bitch to interview to the point where he’d fly off the handle if you referred to him as an actor. Since then, he’s apparently reached that ripe, old age where he’s just happy to talk to anybody about anything because here he is getting ambushed Read More ... |
| Claudia Romani Makes Me Regret Calling Soccer A Pansy Sport For Pansies And Other News Posted: 19 Feb 2013 05:45 AM PST        - Beyonce‘s documentary is as full of shit as you imagined and that’s not even including Oprah. - Alec Baldwin called a photographer a “crackhead” and a “coon,” just in case everyone wasn’t sure this man is a pure scotch-ball of rage. - Bill Clinton approves of this President Day’s post except Read More ... |
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