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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.20.13
- Ireland Baldwin Is Why Kim Basinger Should Never Stop Having Children Even If She’s Almost 60
- Britney Spears Meets Men At The Golf Course? Sounds Credible
- Apparently I’ll Post Bikini Photos of Calista Flockhart
- Kelly Clarkson’s Mad Because Clive Davis Had Beef Without Her, I May Be Wording This Wrong
- Ace Johnson. Jessica Simpson’s Naming Her Unborn Son Ace Johnson.
- ‘Thanks For The Giant Boobs, Katy Perry. Here’s The Shittiest Ring You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life.’
- Bethenny Frankel’s Marriage-Poison Chest-Hole In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.20.13 Posted: 20 Feb 2013 01:30 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features Bethenny Frankel fisting a koala, so I’m not really sure why I don’t just stop there. I mean, to follow that with Louis Anderson showing Kendra the kind of dumps he’s capable of producing, or a really sophisticated one of those fat celebrity photoshops of Rob Read More ... |
| Ireland Baldwin Is Why Kim Basinger Should Never Stop Having Children Even If She’s Almost 60 Posted: 20 Feb 2013 12:26 PM PST        You know who else worried about the increased chances of birth defects? Hitler. Yup. Photos: Pacific Coast NewsRead More ... |
| Britney Spears Meets Men At The Golf Course? Sounds Credible Posted: 20 Feb 2013 11:50 AM PST        With Jason Trawick out of the way, Britney Spears‘ dad finally had a chance to look like he doesn’t lease out his daughter like a French fry-injected Lexus. Unfortunately, that left him in the pickle of finding someone to babysit her, so enter “Dave,” the newest suitor who should probably start reading the first title Read More ... |
| Apparently I’ll Post Bikini Photos of Calista Flockhart Posted: 20 Feb 2013 10:49 AM PST        Last night I met the (third) woman I’m going to marry. I’ve never told anyone this before, but shortly after filming Temple of Doom, I found myself drawn, powerfully even, to waif-like bodies, stricken with hunger and perhaps a tad boyish if I may be frank. Now at long last I found someone who encapsulated Read More ... |
| Kelly Clarkson’s Mad Because Clive Davis Had Beef Without Her, I May Be Wording This Wrong Posted: 20 Feb 2013 09:53 AM PST        Music mogul Clive Davis‘ autobiography The Soundtrack of My Life came out yesterday which you probably heard about when he spoiled the surprise that everyone becomes bisexual when they turn 50, (That’s right, everyone.). And now you’re hearing about it more because it pissed off Kelly Clarkson who fired off an open letter accusing Davis Read More ... |
| Ace Johnson. Jessica Simpson’s Naming Her Unborn Son Ace Johnson. Posted: 20 Feb 2013 08:33 AM PST        Considering she basically named her daughter Maxi-Pad, I just assumed Jessica Simpson would name her unborn son Kotex Tamponstick III and call it a day. Except apparently she’s decided to go the less-traveled route of porn star fighter pilot. Us Weekly reports: “ told people she’s going to name the baby Ace!” the source told Read More ... |
| ‘Thanks For The Giant Boobs, Katy Perry. Here’s The Shittiest Ring You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life.’ Posted: 20 Feb 2013 07:27 AM PST   Here’s the ring John Mayer gave Katy Perry on Valentine’s Day that many have speculated is an engagement ring because he’s a douche and only a douche would propose with the Care Bears submarine. If you twist the top it probably plays “Your Body is A Wonderland” while Jennifer Love Hewitt cries alone in the Read More ... |
| Bethenny Frankel’s Marriage-Poison Chest-Hole In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 20 Feb 2013 06:33 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Leonardo DiCaprio‘s Jim Beam commercial, something something, supermodel sex. - The fact that Kim Kardashian‘s uterus doesn’t have a YouTube channel by now is honestly astounding. - There’s a first time for everything and this time it’s sexy selfies. - Bradley Cooper asked Sean Penn a Read More ... |
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