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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.1.13
- Michael Jackson Allegedly Spent $35 Million On Over 24 Child Molestation Cover-Ups
- Farrah Abraham’s In Rehab
- So Remember That Time We Said Gwen Stefani Looked Pregnant?
- Paula Deen’s Publisher Cancelled Her Already #1 Best-Selling Cookbook
- Jennifer Lopez Had No Idea She Sang ‘Happy Birthday’ To An Evil Dictator
- Brooke Hogan Got Engaged
- Ace Johnson Has Landed
- Stretch That Arm Just A Little Bit Higher, Selena Gomez, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.1.13 Posted: 01 Jul 2013 01:30 PM PDT Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which features the epic finale to the Face Maul trilogy, Face Maul 3: In Too Deep. Yep, I’m down to swimming pool puns. *tugs collar, wipes brow* There’s also Snoop Lion shooting what I’m assuming is not a segment for Sesame Street, Claudia Romani with her boyfriend who’s Read More ... |
| Michael Jackson Allegedly Spent $35 Million On Over 24 Child Molestation Cover-Ups Posted: 01 Jul 2013 12:12 PM PDT If I’m reading this correctly, Michael Jackson allegedly hired infamous private investigator Anthony Pellicano to find out what children had cases against Michael and bury them. From there Pellicano allegedly hired an associate to help in his investigation who’s now talking to the media after “secret FBI files” were found that claim Michael paid out Read More ... |
| Posted: 01 Jul 2013 11:04 AM PDT When I first heard that Farrah Abraham checked into rehab, my immediate reaction was, of course, because that’s what “celebrities” do once the sex tape well runs dry (from James Deen having anal sex with it). Turns out there’s an even simpler explanation: She’s a bitch. Radar reports: Following her arrest, Farrah was placed on Read More ... |
| So Remember That Time We Said Gwen Stefani Looked Pregnant? Posted: 01 Jul 2013 10:45 AM PDT Our bad. Or wait… *Googles “Do abortions give you crazy abs?”* Yup, our bad. Photos: INFdailyRead More ... |
| Paula Deen’s Publisher Cancelled Her Already #1 Best-Selling Cookbook Posted: 01 Jul 2013 09:50 AM PDT “Oh, how rude of me, sugah. Y’all probably never seen one of these in your village. This is a book. El book-o.” Because America is a shitty place, pre-orders of Paula Deen‘s upcoming cookbook “Paula Deen’s New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up” shot to #1 on Amazon as a direct result of her Read More ... |
| Jennifer Lopez Had No Idea She Sang ‘Happy Birthday’ To An Evil Dictator Posted: 01 Jul 2013 07:50 AM PDT Jennifer Lopez is in some shit after singing “Happy Birthday” at a private performance to Turkmenistan dictator Gurbledonguly Birdmanrishnakhov (Nailed it.) who happens to be second only to North Korea in running an oppressive government regime that tortures and imprisons political dissenters and journalists. A fact JLo claims she had no idea about when she Read More ... |
| Posted: 01 Jul 2013 06:54 AM PDT Just like I forgot Jessica Simpson was pregnant, I completely forgot Hulk Hogan has a son out there who looks exactly like his wife. (Do you know how many celebrities are out there? Probably 10.) A son who’s apparently been dating Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys because the two just got engaged over the Read More ... |
| Posted: 01 Jul 2013 05:15 AM PDT Jessica Simpson should really send Kim Kardashian a Thank You card because I completely forgot there was another pregnant woman out there. Also, she wasn’t comically huge this time and barely showed her breasts. Legally I could’ve declared her dead. People reports: The Fashion Star mentor, 32, and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, welcomed son Ace Read More ... |
| Stretch That Arm Just A Little Bit Higher, Selena Gomez, And Other News Posted: 01 Jul 2013 05:00 AM PDT - Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is actually happening. - Reports of the Canadian Apocalypse have been greatly exaggerated. It was just a rehearsal. - Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere - Channing Tatum describing his daughter’s birth will Skarsgard a baby in you. - Justin Bieber seems exactly Read More ... |
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